Re-write the 12 Days of Christmas
Read the original lyrics, then change them!
Be funny or be serious—just keep it school appropriate!
Stick to the same rhyme and rhythm.
Be funny or be serious—just keep it school appropriate!
Stick to the same rhyme and rhythm.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
one of the goals that i can set for myself in the year is.... Help more people and try to be a better person!
ReplyDelete-Alorra
On the twelfth day of christmas my true love sent to me...
ReplyDelete12 cookies baking
11 hoho's
10 candy canes
9 cups of milk
8 Sanata's chewing
7 heshey choclates
6 licking lolipops
5 gumdrops here!
4 choclate pretzels
3 gobstopers
2 cake slices
1 peice of lettuce
and a big bellly full of candy!
Alorra and Evan 1st period
and a bad grade on a paper
ReplyDelete2 mean teachers
3 slow computers
4 dry eras bordes
5 boring books
6 broken pencial
7 wierd kids
8 boring classes
9 mean bullies
10 pens not working
11 good lunches
12 hard test
by simon
im just gonna list my order
ReplyDelete1 pair of earings
2big houses
3 candy canes
4 brothers crying
5 chicken wings
6 flying birds
7 pairs of sneakers
8 princess hats
9 chicken eggs
10 mermaids swimming
11 wolfs a howling
12 pretty rainbow
allison o. + meghan b.
12 drumsticks cooking
ReplyDelete11 milkshakes drinkers
10 cars in the drive through
9 cookies baking
8 fries are frying
7 kids in playland
6 tables empty
5 chicken wings
4 cashiers at work
3 orders
2 in line
and a boy that has to go pee
on the twelth day of christmas doing gymnastics gave to me
ReplyDelete12 broken bones
11 new wrist bands
10 girls twisting
9 coaches coaching
8 rolls of tape
7 balance beams
6 paralell bars
5 more meets
4 bouncey floors
3 spring boards
2 new leos
and a rip that really hurts!
by: Mackenzie from 4th period
a very merry christmas
ReplyDelete2 annoying brothers
3 new video games
4 hershey bars
5 GAME STOP GIFT CARDS
6 Peanuts movies
7 cheeks A pinching
8 unknown foods (eeeewwwwwwww!)
9 lab tops
10 trees w/lights
11 snow mobiles
12 dogs barking
on the twlefh day of chirstmas my true love sent to me...
ReplyDelete1 broken pencil
2 riped papers
3 asiend esseys
4 annoying books
5 discusting luches
6 cranky teachers
7 boring peirds
8 expired milks
9 tired kids
10 typing kids
11 slow computers
12 PLAYING KIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
BY: mikayla anter <3
my goal this year is to get more allowence (without doing more chores)
ReplyDelete~katie a 6th period
On the 12th wish of Christmas the genie gave to me:
ReplyDelete12 Unicorn planets
11 Flying Cars
10 EPIC ponies
9 magic wands
8 flying monkeys
7 leather jackets
6 money trees
5 GOLDEN PEGASI (plural for pegasus)
4 Random aliens
3 Monkeys
2 private jets
and 11 more wishes!!!
ON THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MY X-WIFE GAVE TO ME
ReplyDelete12 MISSING TEETH
11 FARCRTURED BONES
10 BROKEN FINGERS
9 BIG BRUSES
8 BLOODY NOSES
7 BROKEN TOES
6 MISSING KIDS
5 UNKNOWEN NAMES
4 NEW CRUTHES
3 DIFFERENT DOCTORS
2 BLACK EYES
AND 1 BROKEN HEART
BY GARRETT G. jOHNNY N. ZACH S.
1 friut cake
ReplyDelete2 gingerbread houses
3 christmas cookies
4 cups of egg nog
5 dollars worth of frosting
6 hundred sprinkles
7 gingerbread men
8 gumdrops
9 oreo cookies
10 presants for me
11 more cookies
12 billion granes of sugar
-Matthew H. block six
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
ReplyDeleteI had a bad hair day
11 crazy colors
10 different styles
9 different sprays
8 wacky hairties
7 ugly hairclips
6 untied bows
5 gum pieces
4 lice larva
3 matted knots
2 specks of dandruff
And a gluey mess
Which is not cool
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
12 fried chicken
ReplyDelete11 fried turkeys
10 frenched fries
9 big macs
8 chicken nuggets
7 greasy pizzas
6 mcflurries
5 billion carbs
4 diet sodas
3 mac and cheeses
2 cheeseburgs
and a michael jackson cd!!!!
by Lauren, Brooke, and Holly! :) <3
On the 12th day of christmas, Bage Newel gave to me;
ReplyDelete12 top rated games
11 new TeamFortress2 hats
10 funny cat vids
9 new group invites
8 hired Spycheckers
7 new Gmod maps
6 singing screachers
FIIIIIIIVVVVEEE PRODUCER FR'S!!
4 lambda locators
3 crowbars
2 turtles exploding
AND A NEW FREE STEAM ACCOUNT...
Only nerds should understand this. *Chuckle*
by davidC
on the twelth day ofn christmas my baby sister gave to me
ReplyDelete12 babies crying
11 smelly dipers
10 cups of drool
9 sleepless night
8 days of relief
7 messy faces
6 rattles
5 cute smiles
4 minutes of silence
3 days of eating
2 front teeth
and a really cute baby
gabby 7th
12 balloons
ReplyDelete11 kids
10 different cds
9 party hats
8 gift baggies
7 birthday cakes
6 platters of food
5 tables standing
4 birthday presents
3 sparkly dresses
2 bouncy houses
and a hobo across the street!!!!
-Fried chicken :)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
ReplyDelete12 candy canes
11 yummy gumdrops
10 fat cakes
9 chocolate cookies
8 milk duds
7 twix bars
6 mike-n-ikes
5 dumdum suckers
4 jolly ranchers
3 milkyways
2 snicker bars
and a giant box of snow capssss!!!!!!!!
CaRlY ScHmIt :)hope u love it!!!
12 bowls of ice cream
ReplyDelete11 big macks
10 kit-cat bars
9 butterfingers
8 chicen nuggets
7 gollons of sota
6 pounds of jello
5 lolly pops
4 diet cokes
3 french fries
2 cheken pattys
and a really bad belly ake
By: Drew
12 big presents
ReplyDelete11 candy canes
10 huge icecles
9 glasses of eggnog
8 red mittens
7 green hats
6 ice skaters
5 snow days!!
4 snowmen
3 big turkeys
2 loving families
and a patrige on apple tree!!!! :)
~FRIED TURKEY~ (aka Lauren)
on the 12th day of christmas this random dude gave me....nothing yet
ReplyDeleteOn the twelth day of christmas the pound gave to me
ReplyDelete12-Border collies
11-Labradoodles
10-Black Labs
9-Dachunds
8-weiner dogs
7-golden retrivers
6-chawawas
5-st. ... bernards
4-great danes
3-dobermen pinchers
2-rotweillers
and a bernese mountain dooooogggggg
by jess m
12 oreos
ReplyDelete11 candy canes
10 remote controllers
9 wii games
8 christmas cards
7 fruit cakes
6 hams
5 lottery tickets
4 gift cards
3 blu ray dvds
2 big books
1 xbox 360
12 dogs
ReplyDelete11 socks
10 sharks
i can't think of any thing else any one have any better ideas
i <3 christmas!
ReplyDeletei think jess m's is really cool i like how you end with doooooggggggg :) i also like carly s's
ReplyDelete~~katie a~~ 6th period
Kyle A. and Tommy E's. 12 Days of Doggy Stuff
ReplyDeleteOn the 12th day of Christmas, Beethoven(the dog) gave to me,
12 howling headaches
11 kitty skins
10 giant up-chucks
9 dug-up bones
8 chewed-up tennis balls
7 vet appointments
6 shedded carpets
5 YELLOW SNOW CONES!!!
4 spotted puppies
3 dead rats
2 expensive fur-cuts
AND A BIG PRIZE IN MY BED! (YOU'RE A BAD BOY BEETHOVEN!!!)
spoofs are so funny
ReplyDeleteOn the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! And thats that >:(
ReplyDeleteon the 12 day of xmas my headache gave to me
ReplyDelete12 cans of tylenol
11 reckless nights
10 bruises on my hand for holding it
9 doctor appointments
and that's pretty much all u can get
Andrew, that's is the speed of my go-kart. SO SLOW!
ReplyDeleteKyle A., 6 block
i feel bad for the person who got nothing...absolutley nothing LoL
ReplyDelete~LaUrEn~
i feel bad for the kids who couldnt get anything, so this year im gonna try and kids out. you know, like give them presents.
ReplyDelete~6th block~ ~rach~
On the 12th day of easter my gramma gave to me:
ReplyDelete12 dancing kittens
11 weirdo hairdoos
10 crazy camels
9 green peanuts
8 cans of MONSTER
7 chicken candies
6 living zombies
5 Call of duty black ops for ps3
4 candie crumchies
3 hobosobos
2 dead men
AND A CRAZY DANSING MONKEY WITH MY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY alex mattey